Banjo Jokes
If you have to tell people something is funny then it isn't.
I love banjos. Really.
Q: What's the difference between
a banjo and an onion?
A: People cry when you cut up an onion.
Q: What do you say to a banjo
player wearing a suit?
A: "Will the defendant please rise?"
You can substitute 'folk musician' for 'banjo player' if you like.
Q: What do you never say to
a banjo player?
A: "Hey, nice Porsche."
Q: What do you call a flaming
banjo?
A: Kindling for bagpipes.
Of course, I don't want to antagonize banjo players too much. I really love banjos, as well as bagpipes and sometimes even accordians. It's just that's it's so easy, like making Dan Quayle jokes or making fun of Cleveland. All you have to do is drop these key words in the setup for the joke and you're halfway home.
Q: What's the difference between
a banjo and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off before jumping on a trampoline.
Q: Why do some people take
an instant aversion to banjo players?
A: It saves time in the long run.
Q: What's the difference between
a run-over frog and a run-over banjo player?
A: The frog was on its way to a gig.
Q: What's the difference between
a skunk run over on the road and a banjo player run over on the road?
A: There are skid marks in front of the skunk.
In Cleveland.
With Dan Quayle.
For
Booking & Info. Contact Rick Miller at (206) 329-3444 or by sending
email to flamingbanjo@hotmail.com.
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